textsfromtng:

Submitted by Brad R.

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"Put aside the Ranger. Become who you were born to be."

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darkbrune:

Oh.

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conro101:

oh I have a thing tomorrow? guess I’ll go to bed at 2 AM instead of 3 AM

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All animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.

— Samuel Butler (via observando)

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poopflow:

"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"

IM GOING TO CRY

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Chris Pratt worked with Marvel and Children’s Miracle Network Hospital to arrange a special screening of Guardians of the Galaxy for patients, families and staff at Children’s Hospital Los Angeles Wednesday. While the movie played, Pratt snuck out and dressed up as his character, Star-Lord. He spent more than three hours in full costume and handed out movie-themed toys. Pratt also visited patients in the Bone Marrow Transplant Unit, the Children’s Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases, and the Pediatric ICU, as they were too sick to join the movie screening that afternoon.

Pratt spent extra time with one patient, Dylan Prunty, who is a longtime Lego fan and recognized the actor’s voice from The Lego Movie. They spent about 10 minutes reciting different scenes from the film.

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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fuckmestupid:

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING DID IT

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Never say ‘no’ to adventures. Always say ‘yes,’ otherwise you’ll lead a very dull life.

— Ian Fleming (via cybernugget)

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